Oh, Discovery Channel

You are the home of nerd shows like Mythbusters and Planet Earth. Did you not think anyone would notice your poor grammar? Really?


Love is like a bottle of gin, but a bottle of gin is not like love

Contrary to popular belief, I am not curled up in the fetal position crying and my head has not exploded. Yes, Missouri lost, but I refuse to stoop to the level of all those Michigan and Miami fans who freak out the second their team hits a rough patch. I've been through lots of bad times as a Missouri football fan, so I choose to reflect on all the good the last couple months have brought.

Besides, basketball season has already started!